Second, I really miss Matt. Seriously, where has he been?
Third, I really like making lists. Previously, I was writing two in my journal, one about reasons why I probably believe in God, the other about the least convincing arguments for God that happen in my life. There's something soothing about the structure and clarity of lists. Probably why I'm using one right now.
Fourth, I really need to be productive. There are eleven homework type things in my planner and I've only crossed one of them out. Um, oh hey eighteen credits.
Fifth, I really like cats. Sometimes I forget how much I like them until I'm around one (or around another cat person who gets really excited about his or her cats and shows me pictures of said cats when we stay up too late talking). I find myself surrounded by cat-haters/dog-lovers too often in my life, so here I come in defense of cats. They really are awesome.
- Cats are cuddly. They are soft and furry and they smell good (well, they smell like cats, which I think is great). One of my aunt's cats was brushing up against my legs all throughout dinner tonight. He just wanted to say, "Hi! I'm here! In case you wanted to give me something to eat, I would probably not say no!" Cats are also pretty great at being both hand-warmers or pillows, depending on your need.
- Cats care about your health. I can't tell you the number of times Chip has come up and sat on the book I was trying to read, or jumped up on the desk downstairs and sat directly in front of the computer screen. In these instances, he is clearly telling me, "You've been focusing for too long and you're over-working your mind. You need to take a break. Perhaps this break includes petting me." I would probably be suffering from eye-strain-induced-blindness right now if not for my cat.
- Cats are funny. My mom plays this game when Chip is walking past; she'll move her foot just slightly to see if she can scare him. Nine times out of ten, he'll ignore her because he has his ninja-foot-sensing-senses tuned to high. But that tenth time, he'll hop about a foot in the air. This is generally amusing to us. Other times, he sprints around the house, attacking the carpet for no apparent reason. He obviously knows that we need something to laugh at, and therefore takes it upon himself to be as entertaining as possible.
- Cats are protective. I am certain beyond a doubt that, were my life ever threatened by a bird, a fat squirrel, a small child, or a friendly neighborhood cat, Chip would defend me to the death. We've yet to test whether or not this bravado stands up without a sheet of glass separating him from his adversary, but I have full confidence in him.
- Cats are basically small, furry people who have tails and just happen to walk on four legs. Cats have moods: one second they want to be petted, the next second they don't want anything to do with you. I appreciate this about cats because I am like this. You should be thankful that I don't have claws. Cats are super independent. Going on vacation for a week? No worries, just leave out some food. No need for expensive kennels or paying people to come and house-sit. Your cat has got it under control. Basically, I like cats because cats are a lot like me.
- Cats are psychic. Chip always starts sleeping on my bed a few days before I come home for a weekend or a break. He knows. My nana today said that it's probably because my parents say my name more in those days and he hears and understands. Um, no. He's a cat: the only words he understands are treat and I'm going to go change my sheets. He's psychic. Show me a dog who can predict the future.