Judging by the mountain of used tissues in the garbage can beside my bed, someone has come down with a cold. I'm very good at getting sick during the summer.
A quick note on swallowing: if we're in the same room and I can hear you swallowing, one of three things needs to change.
A) the current volume in the room [it is way too quiet if I can hear you swallowing!]
B) the distance between our bodies [I should probably not have my ear pressed against your throat if I don't want to hear you swallowing], OR
C) you need to learn to swallow less loudly [seriously, it's disgusting].
What I've done with this lazy sick day, besides a lot of sneezing and playing an absurd amount of Jewels on my phone [I just got a really high score!], is some youtube-ing. That's right, I took three hours and watched both Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and A Very Potter Musical. It was the best choice I've ever made in my life. Sometimes, I wish my life was Harry Potter. Admit it: you do too.
In other news, my friends are really cool. Three are in China, one is in New York, one just got home from Guatemala, one is in Australia. I like them [am jealous] a lot.
WHAT! something would be punched if i heard someone else swallowing in the same room and my ear wasn't on their throat.
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